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洋基簽下伊拉克籍投手al-Zeidi 32million/3yrs

The right-handed al-Zeidi, 28, impressed the Yankee scouts with his
performance in Baghdad yesterday when he threw both of his shoes at President
George W. Bush.

While neither of the shoes hit their target, both throws "had great velocity
and good movement," said Yankee owner Hank Steinbrenner.

"The first shoe was high and outside but the second one was right down the
middle," Mr. Steinbrenner said.

The Yankee boss said that he was also impressed with Mr. al-Zeidi's fighting
spirit when Secret Service agents tackled him.

"That could come in handy when we have a series with Boston," he said.

Andy Borowitz is a comedian and writer whose work appears in The New Yorker
and The New York Times, and at his award-winning humor site,
BorowitzReport.com.


合約是3年32MM, 名為al-Zeidi的右投手, 他原本是個記者, 洋基的球探對於他在12
日時對美國總統布希丟出的的兩隻鞋子的投球潛力感到印象深刻。

    雖然兩隻鞋子都沒有投中目標, 但小老闆Hank表示這兩"鞋"有"很好的鞋速和尾勁"
。他說: "第一鞋投得是外角高'鞋', 但第二鞋就是正中的好'鞋'"。Hank也對他被安全人
員抓住時的奮戰精神感到印象深刻。他表示:

    "(老方離開後,) 如果對上紅襪隊的系列賽時就不怕沒有主將可以上場了...科科"

註: 看看未來的Ace的投鞋潛力




-------------------------以上純屬虛構-------------只有布希被鞋丟是真的------------

哈哈哈,布希被丟真的笑死我也
如果是練線上遊戲,他一定是全點敏捷,可以練弓手
未來這位右投的背號就決定是10號了!!
不過要等他的傷勢復原呢!
 哈哈,這篇真的笑死我

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